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Wear the meeting fatigue.

Text-first tees and hoodies for remote work, calendar overload, email theater, and everyone quietly surviving another sync.

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THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL

Not startup cosplay. Not fake hustle. Just sharp workwear jokes.

Wittism is built around short, readable statements that make sense in a product grid, a social ad, and a real wardrobe.

Office Humor

Email culture, deadlines, polite chaos, and the language of pretending everything is fine.

Remote Work

Camera-off energy, mute-button survival, notifications, focus, and home-office absurdity.

Meeting Survival

Syncs, standups, alignment calls, calendar creep, and everything that should have been async.

Starter catalog
This Meeting Could Have Been an Email TeeLaunch tee · $34
Professionally On Mute TeeLaunch tee · $34
I Survived Another Sync HoodieLaunch hoodie · $59
Offline Is My Love Language HoodieLaunch hoodie · $59